I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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