Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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