Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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