sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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