I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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