Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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