You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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