he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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