when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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