We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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