Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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