i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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