Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
