never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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