I wanna passion pit in your ass
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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