There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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