is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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