Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
handjob tips. give me some.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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