I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
