you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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