Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have post one night stand depression
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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