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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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