I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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