Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sorry my hands just texted you
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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