found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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