I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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