please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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