awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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