So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize