we're blogging at a bar
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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