Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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