If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think we might need a safe word for this...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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