yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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