Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When are your genitals available?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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