i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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