Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
