If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
How's work?
Spinning.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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