I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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