Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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