Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
