she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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