I'm eating all of the evidence.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
