I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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