on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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