he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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