I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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