Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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