i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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