why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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