: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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