I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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