What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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