So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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