I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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