We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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