i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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