Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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